The Frenchman Went to the Lavatory
Tune: La Marseillaise
General Circle Universal Explicit
Source: Memphis Hash House Harriers
Lyrics
The Frenchmen went to the lavatory To have a jolly good shit bloop bloop He took his coat and trousers off So that he could revel in it bloop bloop But when he reached for the paper He found that someone had been there before
“Ou est le papier? Ou est le papier? Monsieur, monsieur, je fais manure Ou est le papier?”