Lyrics

Oh, I am a gay caballero, Going from Rio de Janeiro, With an exceedingly long latraballee, And two fine latraballeros.

I went down to Tijuana, Exceedingly fine Tijuana, With my exceedingly long latraballee, And my two fine latraballeros.

I met a gay senorita, Exceedingly gay senorita, She wanted to play with my latraballee, And with one of my latraballeros.

Oh, now I’ve got the clapito, Exceedingly painful clapito, Right on the end of my latraballee, And on one of my latraballeros.

I went to see a medico, Exceedingly fine medico, He looked at the end of my latraballee, And at one of my latraballeros.

He took out a long stiletto, Exceedingly long stiletto, He cut off the end of my latraballee, And one of my latraballeros.

And now I’m a sad caballero, Returning to Rio de Janiero, Minus the end of my latraballee, And one of my latraballeros.

At night I lay on my pillow, Seeking to finger my willow, All I find there is a handful of hair, And one dried-up latraballero.