Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Oh she went to the church just to pray for the people, But the funk of her cunt knocked the cross off the steeple.

CHORUS: She’s a dirty motherfucker, She’s a rotten whore, She’s the girl from Baltimore. What did the drunk say? (Clutch ass and tits): Bum titty-bum titty-bum titty-bum, Titty-bum titty-bum titty-bum titty-bum.

Oh she went to the well just to make a wish, But the … knocked off all the fish.

Oh she went for a ride on her motorcycle, But the … knocked the chain off the cycle.

She visited Jakarta on a medical trip, But the … just continued to drip.

She laid a Wednesday run just for a caper, Using the … instead of using paper.

She laid it round a … late one afternoon, But the … knocked the star off the moon.

She took a short cut just to get back quicker, But the … made the shiggy thicker.

She led them down a cliff just to test their reaction, But the … made them lose all their traction.

They made her sing a song at the end of the day, But the … made the circle go away.

At last she was a leaver and we gave her a mug, But the … was enough to fill her jug.