Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by Splat, East Bay HHH

I was walking through the park on Halloween.When I beheld a drunken scene.A band of Gypsies had gathered there,And suddenly without a care … (They did the Hash) They did the Gypsies Hash!(The Gypsies Hash) It was their 500th Hash!(500th Hash) They were drunk in a flash!(Drunk in a flash) It was the Gypsies Hash! (ahh oooooo) They had their Sacred Missal, books one and two,(ahh oooooo) And their tasty Bucket caught more than a few,(ahh oooooo) And there presiding over this crazy thing,(ahh oooooo) Was Rongjon their beloved Gypsy King! (They did the Hash) They did the Gypsies Hash!(The Gypsies Hash) It was their 500th Hash!(500th Hash) They were drunk in a flash!(Drunk in a flash) It was the Gypsies Hash! (ahh oooooo) Now I followed carefully along their trail.(ahh oooooo) To some their antics were beyond the pale.(ahh oooooo) The Bucket’s delights had my head in a roar,(ahh oooooo) And Bigfoot’s cooking had me begging for more! (He did the Hash) I did the Gypsies Hash!(The Gypsies Hash) It was their 500th Hash!(500th Hash) I was drunk in a flash!(Drunk in a flash) It was the Gypsies Hash! Thurston: Mmmm … bucket goooood! Bucket goood!Down Thurston, you impetuous young boy.Thurston: Bucket goooood …