HASHERS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, The
Tune: The People In Your Neighborhood (Sesame Street)
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Oh, who are the Hashers in your neighborhood, In your neighborhood, in your neighborhood. Say who are the hashers in your neighborhood— The people that you see each day?
Oh, the hare always runs like a snail Through rain or snow or sleet or hail. They’ll run, and run the whole day through To lay a shiggy trail for you.
Cause a hare is a person in your neighborhood, In your neighborhood, he’s in your neighborhood. A hasher is a person in your neighborhood— A person that you see each day.
Oh, an R A is brave it’s said. His Rod, it’s a shiny red. If there’s a horny bitch about. Well, He’ll be sure to whip it out!
Cause a hare is a person in your neighborhood, In your neighborhood, he’s in your neighborhood. And an R A is a person in your neighborhood— Well they’re the hashers that you meet When you’re running down the street They’re the hashers that you meet each day!
Oh, DogMan is a hasher too. He’d much rather run than screw. Always throwing flower down. Wearing nothing but a frown!
Cause a hare is a person in your neighborhood, In your neighborhood, he’s in your neighborhood. And an R A is a person in your neighborhood— And DogMan is a person in your neighborhood— Well they’re the hashers that you meet When you’re running down the street They’re the hashers that you meet each day!
Oh, BB likes to lay out trail. As you watch her sweet titties flail. She’d tell you that she’d rather fence, But she’s truly just a hashing wench!
Oh, Shortcut Has a cute little butt. But she’s really such a raving slut. That I’d rather shag a mangy mutt!
Oh, Prickless is a college Prof And she’d really like to get us off But there’s only one fact that’s true She doesn’t give a Dick ‘bout you.