Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Oh, a long time ago way back in history, When all people had to drink were little cups of tea, Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, And he invented a wonderful drink. He gave it the name of slops.

CHORUS: Oh, he ought to be an admiral, a sultan, or a king, And to his praises, we will always sing, Look what he has done for us, He’s filled us all with cheer, Here’s to Charlie Mops, the man who invented BEER!

Oh, the Ah Soo, the New Wah Seng, the Sing Tong Lam as well, Wherever you may drink, it’s Charlie’s slops they sell. So raise your stein and drink your fill, At half-past one it stops, For five small seconds, remember Charlie Mops. A-ONE, A-TWO, A-THREE, FOUR, FIVE! (repeat chorus)