Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

A little red train came down the track, She blew, she blew, A little red train came down the track, She blew, she blew, A little red train came down the track, And I don’t give a damn if she never comes back, Away she blew, oh Jesus, how she blew.

The engineer was at the throttle … A-jacking off in a whiskey bottle …

The fireman, he was shoveling coal … Right up the engineer’s asshole …

The switchman, he was at the switch … A-swishing away like a son of a bitch …

A blonde was in the dining car … A-puffing away on a black cigar …

A porter was waiting in the car … To take the place of the black cigar …

The flagman he stood out in the grass … The staff of the flag run up his ass …