NINE DAZE OF CHRISTMAS, The

Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4

Eight healthy roaches Seven cubes of crack Six joints a’smoking Five pounds of hashish Four pink pills Three snorts of coke Two hits of acid And a dime bag of Panama Red

Spoken (?): On the ninth day, everybody OD’d and they were all rushed to the hospital where they were given nine wiffs of nitro, and nine bottles of Valium. Then everybody OD’s on Valium and dies.