Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by Flamin’ Asshole, Emerald Coast HHH; contributed by M.I.A.

We jumped into our auto and we headed out of town, Why were you born so beautiful, you better drink it down. We pulled into the parking lot, it didn’t take us long, To jump out of our autos and sing this bloody song.

CHORUS: We found cold beer so we all began a’drinkin’, The beer was pretty tasty, so we thought we’d have some more. The hours passed by and we kept on bloody drinkin’, We’re not leavin’ till we’re heavin’ and we’ve passed out on the floor.

We met up with the hashers who invited us to here, To fornicate and copulate and drink their bloody beer. We kissed and hugged the hashers who had come from near and far, We heard the cries of “On On” coming from a distant bar.

The hares had just departed and had started laying trail, When the cops surrounded us and said we all are goin’ to jail. We climbed into the paddy wagon, locked inside the cavern, But when the doors flew open we were at another tavern. (And the hares laughed so … )

We circled up for Down Downs and to sing another song, When something started telling us there must be something wrong. Our bellies started growling they they needed liquid grub, So we put away the food and went to chug inside the pub.

We went on to the On On On to have a rowdy time, But all that we could gather from our pockets was a dime. We put our heads together and thought that we could scrounge, The money it would take to get a beer inside the lounge.

We packed our bags and loaded up to get away from there, When someone in the crowd yelled out, “We found some more cold beer!” We couldn’t leave the ice cold beer ‘cause it would be a sin, We downed our beer and started home but wound up at an inn.