OZZY MAN, The
Tune: Candy Man
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
by BlowHo
Who can take a bat (repeat) Bite off its head (repeat) Then go upstairs and tuck his kids in bed, his kids in bed?
The Ozzy Man can, the Ozzy man can, The Ozzy Man can, cause he mixes it with crack And makes your head spin round, your head spin round.
Who can take a dove (repeat) Bite off its head (repeat) Then do a down-down while worshiping the dead, worshiping the dead? The Ozzy Man can, the Ozzy man can, The Ozzy Man can, cause he mixes it with crack And makes your head spin round, your head spin round.
BRIDGE: The Ozzy Man can, the Ozzy Man can Looks a little like your brother Scares the shit out of your mother. There can never be another.
Who has more tattoos (repeat) Than any man can (repeat) That’s why Rumpled Foreskin is his biggest fan, his biggest fan.
The Ozzy Man can, the Ozzy man can, The Ozzy Man can, cause he mixes it with crack And makes your head spin round, your head spin round.
Long N Hard will do it (repeat) With any man she can (repeat) But even she has standards, she won’t fuck the Ozzy Man, fuck the Ozzy Man.
Not the Ozzy Man, not the Ozzy Man, Not the Ozzy Man, cause he’s really really weird And he won’t go down, he won’t go down. The Ozzy Man can, the Ozzy man can Looks a little like your brother Scares the shit out of your mother. There can never be another.