PENIS SONG, The
Tune: I’m Too Sexy (from the movie “The Sweetest Thing”)
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Contributed by Burnt Sox, Mt. Vernon HHH
CHORUS: You’re too big to fit in here Too big to fit in here Too big to fit in here What a lovely ride Your penis is a thrill Your penis is a Cadillac A giant Coupe de Ville Your penis packs a wallop Your penis brings a load And when it makes a delivery It needs its own zip code Nine - double zero - penis Your penis is so strong Your penis is so smooth Your penis has got a rhythm Your penis makes me groove Your penis is a dream The biggest one I’ve seen It’s oozy and it’s green (spoken) Ewww (spoken) Sorry Your penis is so big Your penis is so thick Your penis is so pretty You’ve got a handsome dick Your penis is so hard Your penis is so large My body is a movie And your penis is the star “Staring your penis”