Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

There was a Rajah of Astrakhan, Yo ho, yo ho, A most licentious fucking man, Yo ho, yo ho, Of wives he had a hundred and nine, Including his favorite concubine, Yo ho you buggers, yo ho you buggers, Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho.

One day he had a hell of a stand, He called to a warrior, one of his band, “Go down to the harem in double time, And bring me my favorite concubine.”

The warrior fetched the concubine, A figure like Venus, a face divine, The Rajah gave a significant grunt, And rammed his penis up her cunt.

The Rajah’s cries were loud and long, The maiden’s cries were sure and strong, But just when all had come to a head, They both fell through the fucking bed.

They hit the floor with a hell of a grunt, Which completely buggered the poor girl’s cunt, And as for the Rajah’s magnificent cock, It never recovered from the shock.

There is a moral to this tale, There is a moral to this tale, If you would fuck a girl at all, Stand her right up against the wall.