Lyrics

Attributed to John Valby (aka Doctor Dirty), contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4 (copyrighted material)

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip, That started with a drippy dick, And a cold sore on my lip.

The skipper started getting rough, He grabbed my scrotum sack, Pulled it back between my legs, And shoved it up my crack.

The professor sucked off Mary Anne, And Thurston Howell the 3rd, Was nuzzlin’ Gilligan’s asshole, Hopin’ for a turd.

Mrs Howell and Ginger were doin’ 69, Ginger thought her period was late … But it was right on time!