Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Written by Snake Charmer & Lady Finger of the Austin HHH, yet another variation of the Engineer’s Dream

A seamstress told me before she died, Ah humm, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty, bum, A seamstress told me before she died, Ah humm, ah humm, A seamstress told me before she died, And I have no reason to believe she lied, Ah humm, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty, bum, Ah humm, titty-bum, titty-bum, titty, bum.

She had a spouse with a prick so wide (three times), That it had to be magnified.

So she built a spinning wheel (three times), Two balls of yarn and a needle of steel.

The balls of yarn she twisted tight (three times), And the whole bloody thing was driven by might.

She tied him to the leg of the bed (three times), Tied his hands above his head.

There he lay demanding a fuck (three times), She shook his hand and wished him luck.

Round and round went the spinning wheel (three times), In and out went the needle of steel.

Down and down went the level of yarn (three times), Up and up went the prick she darned.

Till at last that husband cried (three times), “Enough! Enough! I’m satisfied!”

Now we come to the tragic bit (three times), There was no way of stopping it.

He was stretched from nose to bum (three times), And the whole fucking room was covered in, Sweet violets, sweeter than the roses, Covered all over from nose to bum, Covered all over with CUM! CUM! CUM!