TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (I), The
Tune: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
On the twelfth day of Christmas, My true love sent to me: Twelve hairy harlots, Eleven lecherous lesbians, Ten tired trollops, Nine naughty nuns, Eight useless eunuchs, Seven sex-starved sisters, Six convicted vicars, Five choir boys! Four windmill girls, Three boy scouts, Two virgin queens, And a pervert in a pantry.
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (II) by Flying Booger, 1996
On the twelfth day of Christmas, My GM gave to me: Twelve streams a’leaping, Eleven unmarked bad trails, Ten two-mile back checks, Nine nests of hornets, Eight railroad trestles, Seven outraged farmers, Six chain-link fences, Five neck-deep swamps, Four clumps of shiggy, Three forest rangers, Two down-downs, And a long sit on a block of ice.