TWELVE REDNECK DAYS OF CHRISTMAS, The
Tune: The Twelve Days Of Christmas
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4 (copyrighted material?)
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Twelve cans of Bud Eleven rasslin’ tickets Ten tins of Copenhagen Nine years’ probation Eight table dances Seven packs of Redman Six cans of Spam Five flannel shirts Four Mud Grip tires Three shotgun shells Two huntin’ dogs And some parts to a Mustang GT.
THE TWELVE RUNS OF HASHING Contributed by Gypsy, Sarnia HHH
On the twelve run of hashing those wankers gave to me, Twelve tits a showing Eleven heathens preaching Ten toes to suck on Nine drunks a puking Eight bimbos milking Seven swamps to swim in Six assholes mooning My own hash name Four soggy sneakers Three jolly down-downs Two turtle stops And enough beer to make us go pee!