Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Stray Dog

I’ve been a wild Hasher for many a year, And spent some time chasing the women and beer. But now I’m returning with an itch and a sore, I swear I will never be wanking no more.

CHORUS: And it’s no nay never (pause, then clap, clap, clap) No never no more, Will I plaaay the wild Hasher, No neveeer no more.

I went to a whorehouse where I’d often been, And told to the madame what plight I was in. She said she was sorry, but what could she say, In that state of health, I could get me no lay.

I took out my pecker, such source of delight, For many a girl during many a night. But the landlady said, “You’ve just run out of luck, I won’t let you have any girl for a fuck.

I’ll return to my parents, confess what I’ve done, And ask them to pardon their lost Hashing son. And if they forgive me, as oft times before, I swear I will never be wanking no more.