Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

http://www.fighterpilotuniversity.com/music-and-theater/songs/ain-t-no- fighter-pilot-s-down-in-hell/ Oh, there are no fighter pilots down in hell, Oh, there are no fighter pilots down in hell, The place is full of queers, navigators, bombardiers, Oh, there are no fighter pilots down in hell.

Oh, there are no fighter pilots in the States, Oh, there are no fighter pilots in the States, They’re off on foreign shores, making mothers out of whores, Oh, there are no fighter pilots in the States.

Oh, there are no fighter pilots up in wing, Oh, there are no fighter pilots up in wing, The place is full of brass, sitting ‘round on their fat ass, Oh, there are no fighter pilots up in wing.

Oh, a bomber pilot never takes a dare, Oh, a bomber pilot never takes a dare, The autopilot on, he’s reading novels in the john, Oh, a bomber pilot never takes a dare.

Oh, there are no bomber pilots in the fray, Oh, there are no bomber pilots in the fray, They are all in USOs, wearing womens’ fancy clothes, Oh, there are no bomber pilots in the fray.,

Oh, it’s naughty, naughty, naughty, but it’s nice, Oh, it’s naughty, naughty, naughty, but it’s nice, It’ll wreck your reputation, but increase the population, Oh, it’s naughty, naughty, naughty, but it’s nice.