THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A DAME
Tune: There Is Nothing Like a Dame, from South Pacific
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Contributed by Elephant Dick
LEADER: There is nothing like a dame, Nothing, in the world, There is nothing you can name, That is anything like a dame.
PACK MEMBER: Oh yeah? What about a mackerel that dies at sea and floats to shore and lies there stinking in the sun all day?
LEADER: There is one thing like a dame, One thing, in the world, There is one thing you can name, That is something like a dame.
PACK MEMBER: What about an ATM machine that takes your card and drains all the money out of your account?
LEADER: There are two things like a dame, Two things, in the world, There are two things you can name, That are something like a dame.
PACK MEMBER: How about a rotten job that sucks away all your energy and enthusiasm and leaves you a mere shell of a man?
LEADER: There are three things like a dame, Three things, in the world, There are three things you can name, That are something like a dame.
Take turns until you run out of ideas …