THERE WAS A LITTLE BIRD
Tune: Itself
General Circle Universal Explicit
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
There was a little bird, No bigger than a turd, A-sittin’ on a telephone pole. He ruffled up his neck, And shit about a peck, He puckered up his little asshole. (point at violators): Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, He puckered up his little asshole.