Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

(Take turns leading verses) A pair of boobies in a loose brassiere, A cunt that twitches like a moose’s ear, A dirty rubber in my glass of beer, These foolish things remind me of you.

CHORUS: Da-doo, da-doo, da-doo-da-doo-da-doo-doo-doo-doo, etc …

A naked photograph of Liberace, The smile you show when I say, “Such a hotche,” Syphilitic scars that make your face so blotchy, These foolish things remind me of you.

A running sore beside an open hole, A Kotex floating in the toilet bowl, A pubic hair on my breakfast roll, These foolish things remind me of you.

Lipstick traces on an old French letter, A dose of “you-know-what” that won’t get better, And when I piss it stings, These foolish things remind me of you.

The dirty panties in the cracked washbasin, The broken jerry that I washed my face in, The bed with the creaking springs, These foolish things remind me of you.

An old dead fetus on a marble slab, A toothless blowjob in a taxi cab, A great big hard on with a syphilitic scab, These foolish things remind me of you.

When I awoke upon the morning after, I saw your tits and pissed myself with laughter, Oh, how the left one swings! These foolish things remind me of you.

The birth control book with its well-worn pages, The contraceptive which comes off in stages, Oh, how my foreskin stings! These foolish things remind me of you.