Lyrics

This old man, he fucked one, Don’t you know he had such fun,

CHORUS: With a knick-knack paddy-whack, He fucked his dog alone, Fucked his dog and made him groan.

This old man, he fucked two, A baby rabbit and a kangaroo

This old man, he fucked three, Put up mirrors so he could see

This old man, he fucked four, Three wasn’t enough so he bought a whore

This old man, he fucked five, Two were dead and three alive

This old man, he fucked six, Has his sister turning tricks

This old man, he fucked seven, The youngest one was just eleven

This old man, he fucked eight, One sucked him raw and it felt great

This old man, he fucked nine, God, this orgy is just divine

This old man, he fucked ten, All he could say was, “Do it again!”

This old man, he fucked eleven, Died of V.D. and went to heaven, With a knick-knack paddy-whack, Now his dog’s alone, No one left to make him groan.