Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By Smoking Wiener, Rocket Shitty HHH

There were three jolly hasher men, There were three jolly hasher men, There were three jolly hasher men, Hasher, Hasher, men, men, men, Hasher, Hasher, men, men, men, There were three jolly hasher men.

The first one’s name was (first name), The first one’s name was (first name), The first one’s name was (first name), Hasher, Hasher, on, on, on, Hasher, Hasher, on, on, on The first one’s name was (first name),

The second one’s name was (second name), The second one’s name was (second name), The second one’s name was (second name), Hasher, Hasher, on, on, on, Hasher, Hasher, on, on, on The second one’s name was (second name).

The third one’s name was (third name), The third one’s name was (third name), The third one’s name was (third name), Hasher, Hasher, on, on, on, Hasher, Hasher, on, on, on The third one’s name was (third name).

(Number of Hasher verses, above, may be modified to the size of the group down-down)

They all went down on (insert name of Hare or Harriette), They all went down on (insert name of Hare or Harriette), They all went down on (insert name of Hare or Harriette), They went, They went, down, down, down, They went, They went, down, down, down, They all went down on (insert name of Hare or Harriette).

They should have gone down on the beer They should have gone down on the beer They should have gone down on the beer Drink it, Drink it, down, down, down, Drink it, Drink it, down, down, down, They should have gone down on the beer.

(Followed by Why are we Waiting)