Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

I flew into Tokyo, an expat so neat, Some boozy old hashers I happened to meet, I asked to go hashing, they answered me “Nay, For wimps such as you we can find any day.”

CHORUS: And it’s no nay never, no nay no never no more, Shall I play the wild hasher, no never no more.

I took out my checkbook all shiny and bright, The hash cash’s eyes they lit up with delight, He said, “Gladly we’ll welcome you as one of the rank, As soon as your check has been cleared by the bank.”

They sold me a T-shirt at exhorbitant price, Then we went hashing, ‘twas ever so nice, At the last checkpoint we lost three without trace, And back at the On In we all got shit faced.

I’ve hashed the world over in places far and near, I fondled the women and drank all the beer, And now I’m returning with tales for to tell, Of checkbacks unending and shortcuts through hell.

Now all I have left is a beer-stained T-shirt, And my Nikes are covered in shiggy and dirt, My wife she has left me because of the pong, And this is the end of my terrible song.