Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

On the twelfth day of Interhash, My true love gave to me:

Twelve twats a’twitching, Eleven leaping lesbians, Ten torn testicles, Nine gnawed off nipples, Eight aching assholes, Seven sucking sisters, Six sixty-niners, Five pubic hairs! Four calling girls, Three French whores, Two shit house doors, And a lube job in her fur tree.

Twelve heinous sins, Eleven hashers drinking, Ten tits a-swinging, Nine S. C. B.’s swimming, Eight whistles blowing, Seven long B. T.’s, Six puffs of flour, Five frosty beers! Four bimbos walking, Three hares a-laying, Two D. O. T.’s, And a trail with a lot of shiggy.