Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

On the first day of Ramadan King Khalid gave to me,

A book by Salman Rushdie (throw to ground and stamp on it)

Yemenese (big spit)

Three Ayatollahs (sing “ayatollah, ayatollah,” to tune of Hallelujah Chorus while bowing in prayer)

Four Iraqi minesweepers (put hands over ears and stamp feet)

Five Iranian terrorists (jump forward and spray circle with machine gun fire)

Six cruise missiles (sing “We’re coming to blow you away, ha-ha, hee- hee, ho-ho”)

Seven U.S. soldiers (shout “one, two, three, four, I love the Marine Corps” while marching in place)

Eight blindfolded hostages (sing “Show me the way to go home” while stumbling about with arms outstretched)

Nine raving mullahs (shout “Israel must go, Israel must go” while shaking fists in air)

Ten Scud missiles (put fingers in ears and say, “nanny-nanny boo-boo, you missed me!” )

Eleven open sewers (sing “what a pong, what a pong, etc” to tune of William Tell Overture)

Twelve circumcisions (sing “ooh that hurts, ooh that hurts” to tune of The Music Man while running around holding groins)

YO’ MAMA Chant Contributed by Hazukashii, Samurai HHH

Take turns leading verses

Leader: Yo Mama don’t wear no drawers Pack: DING DONG (shouted) Leader: I saw her when she took ‘em all off Pack: DING DONG Leader: She threw them into the sky Pack: DING DONG Leader: Now Superman won’t even fly Pack: DING DONG. DING. DONG. DING-A-DING-A-DONG. DING. DONG. DING-A-DINGA-DONG.

(Insert the DING DONG as above)

Yo’ Mama don’t wear no drawers I saw her when she took ‘em all off She threw them onto a fence And I ain’t seen the neighbors since

Yo’ Mama don’t wear no drawers I saw her when she took ‘em all off She threw ‘em into the “head” Now the tidy-bowl man is dead

Yo’ Mama don’t wear no drawers I saw her when she took ‘em all off She threw them into the kitchen And your daddy ain’t stopped his bitchin’

Yo’ Mama don’t wear no drawers I saw her when she took ‘em all off She threw them on the floor And the dog won’t lay there no mo’

Yo Mama loves to pick her toes Green booger snots fall from her nose Her belly is big and fat How could ANYBODY look like that?!

Yo Mama’s got cum on her face Sucks dicks all over the place She lines ‘em up in a row And she gives ‘em a GOOD old blow!

Yo Mama don’t wear no rag. ‘Cuz she uses a burlap bag. Her pussy is red and raw ‘Bout the GROSSEST thing I ever saw

FAMOUS HARRIETTES

All the Nice Girls Alouette Amazing Grace Black Leather Band Carolina Cemetary Sue Clementine Daisy, Daisy (I) Daisy, Daisy (II) Dinah Dying Harlot Fifty Ways to Fuck Your Mother Fuckin’ Hell She’s Ugly Girl from Baltimore Granny’s in the Cellar Harlot of Jerusalem In Praise of Harriettes Jocelyn Elders Lady Hardonna Lulu Lupe Madeline Schmidt (I) Madeline Schmidt (II) Maggy May Mary Mary Anne Burns Mary Ann Mccarthy Mayor of Bayswater’s Daughter Miss Lee’s Hoochie M-O-T-H-E-R Mrs. McVitie Mrs. Puggy-Wuggy My Mother-In-Law My Sister Lily Nancy Brown Nellie Darling Nellie ‘Awkins None is Bigger Than Mine On Top of Old Sophie Peg O’My Heart Poor Lil Poor Little Angeline Reilly’s Daughter Sally in the Alley Seamstress’ Song Seven Old Ladies She’ll be Puffin’ Like a Steam Train When She Cums She’s a Most Immoral Lady Short Song Someone’s in the Kitchen With Dinah Suckanya Sweet Antoinette Vanessa Picklegin Vulva When I Was a Little Girl When Lady Jane Became a Tart Winnipeg Whore You Take the Legs Off Betty Grable