Lyrics

Composed by Flamin’ Asshole, Nabob, Porno Pretzle, and Party Hats, Emerald Coast HHH, Florida; contributed by M.I.A.

Two hashers, drove for miles, From the Emerald Coast to Tybee Isle.

CHORUS # 1: With a couple of cunts and a cooler full of beer, How the fuck did we get here?

Two harriettes, drove for miles, From the Emerald Coast to Tybee Isle.

CHORUS # 2: With a couple of cocks and a cooler full of beer, How the fuck did we get here?

Two hashers, in a truck, One got blown and one got sucked.

Two harriettes, in a truck, One got banged and the other got fucked.

Two hashers, on the road, While they drove they lost their load.

Two harriettes, on the road, While they drove their tits they showed.

Four hashers, stopped to dine, At mile marker sixty-nine.

CHORUS # 3: With cunts and cocks and a cooler full of beer, We fucked and sucked our way to here.

Four hashers, they came late, Nabob stopped to masturbate.

All you hashers in the crowd, Hear us now and hear us loud, When you cum to Intercourse you’d better bring a date, So you won’t have to masturbate!