UP JUMPED THE MONKEY
Tune: None (this is a chant – leader first, repeated by pack)
General Circle Universal Explicit
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove.He was a cool motherfucker you could tell from his clothes.He wore a two button Nanny with a six button stitch.He was a hot fuckin’ cock suckin’ son of a bitch.
Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove.Well he strode through the jungle with his prick in his hand.He said: “Look out women, I’m your bebop man!”Oh, he lined a hundred women up against the wall.
Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove.He said: “Look out women, gonna fuck you all!”Well he fucked ninety-eight till his balls turned blue.Backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two.