Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4

CHORUS: Vegetables are the best, girls, Vegetables are the best - EAT YOUR GREENS! Vegetables are the best, girls, Vegetables are the best.

Do the deed with a weed, girls, Do the deed with a weed - VEGETABLES! Do the deed with a weed, girls, Do the deed with a weed, ‘cause …

OTHER VERSES: Fellatio with a potato, girls Take a dyke on with a daikan, boys Shave the fuzz off a peach, boys Slip a rubba on a rutabaga, girls Be a fairy with a strawberry, boys Try humpin’ a pumpkin, lads Tickle your root with a shoot, boys Tickle your clit with a pickle, girls No need for the pill with a dill, girls Stick a cuke up your chute, girls Fill your chute with a root, girls Squeeze a kumquat in your twat, girls Give a wedgie to a veggie, boys Drink the pee of a broccoli A gourd will always stay hard, girls Elope with a cantaloupe, girls Go goose a spruce, lads Wine and dine a fine pine, men Stuff some grass up your ass, boys Debauchery with the shrubbery, boys Rub your tube with a tuber, boys Wheat germ makes your squirm, girls Rub your slit hard with rhubarb, girls Get frisky with some kim chee, girls Give him a horn with some corn, girls Make him green with a bean, girls Get defrocked by a stalk, father Venial sins with the California Raisins, girls Stiffen your root with a Kiwi fruit, boyth etc …