Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

There was a monk of great renown, There was a monk of great renown, There was a monk of great renown, And then he fucked the girl from out of town, Fucked the girl from out of town.

CHORUS (SHOUTED): Ha, ha, ha, Ho, ho, ho. Horse shit. That dirty old son of a bitch, That rotten old cocksucker. Fuck him.

He laid her on a downy bed, He laid her on a downy bed, He laid her on a downy bed, And busted in her maidenhead.

He shoved it in until she died, He shoved it in until she died, He shoved it in until she died, And then he fucked the other side.

He took her to the burial ground, He took her to the burial ground, He took her to the burial ground, He thought he’d go another round.

The monk cried from grief and shame, The monk cried from grief and shame, The monk cried from grief and shame, So he fucked her back to life again.