Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Melody - Ach Du Lieber, Augustin (second part)

There was an old monk of great renown, There was an old monk of great renown, There was an old monk of great renown, And he fucked the women all over the town.

Chorus: (spoken) The sod, the dirty old sod, The bastard deserves to die. Have mercy on his soul. Fuck him! Glory, glory hallelujah. (sung) Balls to Mister Banglestein, Banglestein, Banglestein, Balls to Mister Banglestein, dirty old sod. For he keeps us all waiting while he’s masturbating Balls to Mister Banglestein, dirty old sod.

The other monks cried out in shame, The other monks cried out in shame, The other monks cried out in shame, So he turned around and he fucked them again.

The other monks grew tired of his frolics, The other monks grew tired of his frolics, The other monks grew tired of his frolics, So they took a knife and they cut off his ballocks.