Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

CHORUS: Caviar comes from the virgin sturgeon, The virgin sturgeon is a very fine fish, The virgin sturgeon needs no urging, That’s why caviar is my dish.

I gave caviar to my girlfriend, She’s a virgin through and through, Since I gave my girlfriend caviar, There ain’t nothing she won’t do.

I gave caviar to my bow-wow, All the other doggies looked agog, He had what those bitches needed, Wasn’t he a lucky dog?

I gave caviar to my grandpa, Grandpa’s age is ninety-three, Last time that I saw grandpa, He’s chased grandma up a tree.

My father was a lighthouse keeper, He had caviar for his tea, He had three children by a mermaid, Two were kippers, one was me.