Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Attributed to John “Dr. Dirt” Valby of upstate NY fame

CHORUS: Eat, bite, fuck, suck, gobble, nibble, chew Nipple, bosom, hair-pie, finger-fuck, screw. Moose piss, cat pud, orangutan tit, Sheep pussy, camel crack, pig lie in shit. AW VLAD, AW VLAD.

Well, we went to a party and what did we do, We took off our socks and we took off our shoes, We took off our shirts and we took off our pants, I had a hunch we weren’t gonna dance.

Chorus (faster)

Well, everybody everybody’s ass was bare, No broads left just the queer over there, All of this didn’t phase me a bit, I just jumped on the pile and grabbed me some tit.

Chorus (faster)

Well you know my girl’s a sports fan, She plays with balls whenever she can, Because her favorite sport you see, Is playing tonsil hockey.

Chorus (faster until only the fastest person is still singing)