Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

By Babe Thruster, Gulf Coast HHH

There’s lots of things I like about this magical world, Like a good hash trail and a big cold mug of barley soda, S-o-d-a, soda.

But there’s one thing that’s got me really obsessed, the one thing on the planet that I love best, and that’s vulva, V-u-l-va, vulva.

Now you can call it pussy, call it twat or muff, Call it what you want, I just can’t get enough of that vulva, Va-va-va-va-vulva, va-va-va-va-vulva.

Now I’ve seen a thousand in the magazines, On the computer and the video screens, Some are wild, some mild and tame, But I’ve never seen two that looked just the same.

Now you might look and say it’s no big deal, Looks like an axe wound that has not healed, oh that vulva, Va-va-va-va-vulva, va-va-va-va-vulva.

A well trimmed bush, Those pouting lips, A playful clit, It’s a wonderful sight, It’s all I need to stay up all night!

If I had my way of how to spend my day, I’d just stay at home in bed and play with a vulva, Va-va-va-va-vulva.

I don’t understand how a guy can be gay, But lesbians really have it made with two vulvas, Va-va-va-va-vulva, va-va-va-va-vulva.

Well I’m not big on macho things, Like sports and cars and political scenes, Give me vulva and you’ve got my vote, ‘Cause I just wanna party with that man in the boat!

My dick is kinda average as penises go, But I’ve got a tongue that can touch my nose … (visual) And it loves vulva! Va-va-va-va-vulva, Everybody! vulva, Va-va-va-va-vulva, va-va-va-va-vulva (etc.)