WANKY DOODLE
Tune: Yankee Doodle
General Circle Universal Explicit
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Dedicated to Aloha Hasher Wanky Doodle, composed by Bag Lady, October, 1994
Wanky Doodle went to bed, A-wanking on his plumbing, Took forever and a day, Until he was a-cumin’.
Wanky Doodle, shake it up, Wanky Doodle dandy, Wanky Doodle, shake it up, You are so very handy.