Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Adapted by Flying Booger from “Morgan’s Pies”; composed in honor of Wanky Doodle, Aloha HHH’s biermeister, December, 1994

Dashing down the trail, With a cooler full of brew, This beer tastes like hell, What can we hashers do?

CHORUS: Oh, Wanky’s beers, Wanky’s beers, Wanky, you’re a dick. When we drink your fucking piss, It makes us fucking sick. Oh, Wanky’s beers, Wanky’s beers, We told you fucking twice, When you pack those fucking beers, You can’t forget the ice!

I drank a Wanky brew, A down-down I did do, Now I’ve got that fucking brew Caked upon my shoe.

The biermobile’s arrived, On-In time is here, What fun it is to chug and puke, Our Wanky’s putrid beer.

We sing this little song, We sing it just for you, Now we think it’s only right, That you should drink one too.