Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by Brian “The Bard” Davies, Surabaya HHH, Indonesia

Waves and waves of golden hair, Her lips so red, her skin so fair, Her breasts they were a perfect pair, They took my breath away, I courted her from week to week, I held her hand, I kissed her cheek, No other favors did I seek, Or try to get my way.

CHORUS: I’ve humped with her from both sides now, In and out, up and down, In all experience I do declare, I’ve never seen a tattoo there.

She sat herself upon my knee, And turning round she said to me, “I’ve saved myself for you, you see, Until our wedding day, It’s only twice I’ve been untrue, Phuket Hash they did me screw, The Yankee navy laid me too, And had their ends away.”

I must admit I’ve played some tricks, What’s one destroyer full of pricks? Phuket Hashmen in their kits, Would surely lose their way, But like a cad, my chance did seize, I’d never been between her knees, And my pure angel just to please, Upon her back did lay.

Waves and waves of pubic hair, The cooties crawling everywhere, The flavored douches sprayed in there, It’s strawberry today, And if you get inside her pants, Cave paintings in the south of France, The only way that I could chance, Describing what I saw.

Orangutans hang from her clit, A serpent’s head peers from the slit, A dragon rampant on each tit, Each face a different way, To drop your head and taste the dew, Is like feeding time at London Zoo, I took some snake bite serum too, I’m not ashamed to say.

Now hordes and hordes of curious guys, Pay for the pleasure and surprise, Of gazing between my girlfriend’s thighs, It’s made me rich today, So pay now if you’ve a need, No clap, no VD, guaranteed, Maybe some babies, I’ll concede, Just form a queue - this way.