WE THREE KINGS
Tune: We Three Kings of Orient Are
General Circle Universal
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Contributed by Derek Cashman
We three kings of Orient are, One on a bicycle, one in a car, One on a scooter, banging his hooter, Following yonder star.
We three kings of Orient are, Smoking on a rubber cigar, One was loaded, it exploded, Now we’re on yonder star.
We three kings of Madison Square, Trying to see this cheap underwear, They’re fantastic, no elastic, Twenty-five cents the pair.