Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4

When I was a little girl, I had a little thing, And if I tried, I could get, my little finger in. Finger in, finger in, finger in, Finger -i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i- finger in, finger in, My little finger in!

I’ve grown into a woman now, my thing has lost its charm, And I can get five fingers in, and half my fucking arm, Fucking arm, fucking arm, fucking arm, Fucking -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- fucking arm, fucking arm, And half my fucking arm!

Now my age is ninety-two, and I’m half fucking dead, Now I get both arms in and half my fucking head. Fucking head, fucking head, fucking head, Fucking -e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e- fucking head, fucking head, And half my fucking head!