WHILE THE KIWIS SHAGGED

Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

While the Kiwis shagged their flocks by night, All laying on the ground, Up jumped the Aussie doctor and said, “Stop that and I’ll buy a round.”

“Fear not,” said they, For fear of AIDS had seized the doctor’s mind, “Before we Kiwis take a new bride, We clean out her behind.”

So you girls waiting for the question popped, You won’t get very far, If you want to take a Kiwi mate, You’ll have to answer, “Baaaaaa.”