WHITE HASHMAS
Tune: White Christmas
General Circle Universal
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
I’m dreaming of a white Hashmas, As I masturbate in bed, Dreaming of juicy Lucy and Rock Hard’s floozies, And a katoey giving me head, I’m dreaming of a white Hashmas, With every stroke of my old man, Oh, I think I’m coming, I know I’m coming, Oh, won’t Hashmas be so grand.