Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

Composed by Broomhilda, Long Beach HHH Note: this song was composed for the Long Beach HHH 1069th Run, aka “Hashstock”

One beer makes you happy, Ten beers make you crawl, And the beer that O’Doul’s gives you, Don’t do anything at all.

Go ask Blow Boy how he got that tall.

And if you go chasing rabbits, You might just lose the trail, Til a whistle-blowing hasher, Will help lead you to the ale.

Just ask Fungus, when his short cuts fail.

When policemen in their squad cars pull up & tell you “move along,” We’ll just find another place to drink beer & sing a song, When you’ve just had jello shooters, And your mind is movin’ slow, Just ask Pokey - I think she’ll know.

When Hashit has been given & there’s nothing left to dread, When down-downs are all over, And the beer is mostly head, Just remember what the GM’s said, “Drain the keg,” “Drain the keg.”