Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

First verse by Flying Booger, second by Hazukashii, third by Square Root

Who needs sex? Who needs sex? It’s no fun, It’s no fun, You chase after women and what do you get? You grumble and fumble and break out in sweat, You wake up at daylight just deeper in debt, So who needs sex? Who needs sex?

Who needs sex? Who needs sex? It’s no fun, It’s no fun, You meet a new women and go on a date, You hug and you kiss and you think that it’s great, She gives you blue balls and you masturbate, So, who needs sex? Who needs sex?

Who needs sex? Who needs sex? It’s no fun It’s no fun He grunts and he gasps like he’s on a long run He’s in for a minute then he squirts on your bum Then he falls asleep as soon as he’s done So who needs sex? Who needs sex?