Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

2nd verse: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

Why was she born so beautiful? Why was she born a bitch? She’s no bloody use to anyone, She’s only got one tit.

She ought to be publicly pissed on, She ought to be publicly shot, She ought to be tied to a urinal, And left there to fester and rot.

So drink it down, down, down …

YANKEE DOODLE (two versions) Melody - I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy

Yankee Doodle he’s a dandy, Yankee Doodle do or die, A real live asshole from the USA, Piss on the Fourth of July.

Yank my doodle, it’s a dandy, Yankee Doodle zip your fly, Yankee Doodle limped to London, Wanking off his pony, You are that Yankee Doodle guy.

Yankee doodle he’s/she’s a dandy, He’s/She’s a hasher till he/she dies, A real live asshole from the USA, Pissed on my most other guys/girls.

Yank his/her doodle, it’s a dandy, Yank his/her doodle, zip his/her fly, Yankee doodle ran the trail Wanking off his/her doodle, You are that yanking doodle guy/girl.