Why Were They Born So Beautiful (Virgin Version)
Tune: Traditional
Visitor & Virgin North America Explicit
Source: Flour City Hash House Harriers
Lyrics
Why were they born so beautiful? Why were they born at all? They’re no fuckin’ use to anyone, They’re no fuckin’ use at all. They may be joy to their mothers, But they’re a pain in the asshole to me, So, drink it down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down…
When It’s Sung
Sung to virgins (first-time hashers) during circle.