Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

If I give you half-a-crown, Can I take your knickers down? Will you marry, marry, marry, marry, marry, Will you marry me?

If you give me half-a-crown, You can’t take my knickers down. You can’t marry, marry, marry, marry, marry, You can’t marry me.

If I give you fish and chips, Will you let me squeeze your tits? Will you marry, marry, marry, marry, marry, Will you marry me?

If you give me fish and chips, You may not squeeze my tits, You can’t marry, marry, marry, marry, marry, You can’t marry me.

If I give you my big chest, And all the money I possess, Will you marry, marry, marry, marry, marry, Will you marry me.

If you give me your big chest, And all the money you possess, I will marry, marry, marry, marry, marry, I will marry you.

Get out of the door, you lousy whore, My money was all you were lookin’ for, And I’ll not marry, marry, marry, marry, marry, I’ll not marry you.

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