Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011

Lyrics

I put my finger in the woodpecker’s hole, And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul, Take it out, take it out, take it out, REMOVE IT!”

I removed my finger from the woodpecker’s hole, And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul, Put it back, put it back, put it back, REPLACE IT!”

OTHER VERSES: Replaced/turn it round/REVOLVE IT! Revolved/turn it back/REVERSE IT! Reversed/in and out/RECIPROCATE IT! Reciprocated/slow it down/RETARD IT! Retarded/once again/REPEAT IT! Repeated/let it go/RELEASE IT! Released/pull it out/RETRACT IT! Retracted/take a whiff/REVOLTING!