YELLOW BIRD
Tune: None (this is a chant – leader first, repeated by pack)
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
A little bird With a little beak Was sittin’ on My toliet seat I pushed him in I flushed him down I watched his ass Go round and round
A Yellow bird A yellow bill Was sittin’ on Mmy window sill I lured him in With a piece of bread Then I smashed His yellow head
A bigger bird With a bigger bill Was sittin’ on My window sill I lured him in With a piece of bread Then I smashed His bigger head
The doctor came To check their heads He said for sure These birds aren’t dead Oh me Oh my I’m such a klutz I missed their heads And crushed their nuts
The morale of This story is If ya can’t get head (really loud) Use your bread!
Alternate ending: The moral of The story is clear. If you kiss a bird You’re probably queer.
Alternate ending: The moral of The story is To get some head You need some bread!