Lyrics

Contributed by Zippy, Pike’s Peak H4

Yesterday, All my muscles seemed to feel OK, Now my body doesn’t work today, Oh I went hashing yesterday.

Muscles ache, They’d be better if I’d stayed in bed, Now it feels as if they’re made of lead, Wish I had stayed at home instead.

Why I ran that hash, Was so rash, But what the heck? Now it’s clear, I’m a mere, Physical wreck.

Bloodshot eyes, And my tongue is twice its normal size, It’s at times like this I realize, Hashing isn’t all that wise.

Why I drank that beer, Isn’t clear, It’s just a blur. I don’t feel so young, And my tongue, Is lined with fur.

Yesterday, Hashing seemed a healthy game to play, Now my body is in disarray, Oh I went hashing yesterday (mmm-mm-mmm…)