YOU ARE MY HASHIT
Tune: You Are My Sunshine
Source: Horntip Collection - Half-Mind Hymnal 2011
Lyrics
Performed by LAHHH harriettes at AIH ‘93, Calgary, Alberta, Canada, September 2, 1993
CHORUS: You are my hashit, my loving hashit You make me happy when skies are gray You’ll never know boys how much we love them Please don’t take my hashit away.
The other day boys, while we were hashing We saw our GM masturbate We saw two others auto-hashing And then the beer truck was late.
No need to hurry, no need to worry They can do hash crimes every day But we’ll never tell on, these other hashers They might take our hashit away.
It’s always hard, and it’s always ready And if you bite it, it won’t scream It will be there in the morning And if pressed it will wait while I preen.
You don’t have to lubricate it Buy it presents, or give it head You can tell it, all your secrets And no one will hear a word that you said.
It’s not too drunk and, it’s not too tired It’s not too quick and, it feels no pain And if your toilet, should overflow girls What good’s a dick to unclog a drain!